Well hello there. I just thought I’d let you guys know that I got dressed. Again. And some people do shit like eat breakfast before work but I skipped that to play fetch with Geraldine / experiment with my new tripod.

This animal lives to photobomb my shit.

Coordinated accessories: I suppose that my belt is indeed tennis-ball coloured.

This tripod thing is making it way easier to show off this updated haircut that Rebecca did for me last weekend. From the front it looks like an asymmetrical bob but it actually has one hell of an undercut goin’ on too.

Gonna namedrop Bloodline Parlour here again because what we have goin’ on is one of the best creative partnerships in my life.  Rebecca! Babe! Thank you.

I maintain that leopard print is a neutral, but greyscale leopard definitely is. This dress is a few years old but the embroidered-chevron shape on the bodice is exactly what I’m into right this second.

Have begun wearing all the bangles! Working at the brewery always peels my nail polish off! Last night’s gay dance party lipstain didn’t come off so I just layered it up again for today.

I bought this belt for a DIY project that I obviously have not done yet – but I keep finding myself wanting to wear it even tho it’s too big for me. Like this wavy braid situation that I figured out today. Also, bee tattoo! Sometimes I forget that my tattoos are visible to other people. Also, boobs.

Coral shoes, again.

How is all this greenspace actually in my back yard? I always forget.

This is one of those outfits that are from the mall but that perhaps don’t look it?

Dress – H&M

Belt – Old Navy

Shoes – Gap Outlet

Bangles – Costa Blanca, vintage

& a bucket of bright orange Joe Fresh lipstain.

I’m at work & my pal Linz just dropped in. We have a comically similar (and obviously impeccable) range of fashion influences. & today she *also* had on a black-and-white animal print dress. I love that shit. Hard femme dress code.